Negotiation Cartoons

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  1. "He's a very impressive negotiator-in a Mike Tyson sort of way."

  2. "Tell him that I sincerely apologize for grabbing him by the hair, and beating his head on the negotiating table."

  3. "Gentlemen, I suggest we end the cooling-off period and enter the heating-up period."

  4. "I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."

  5. "I place the blame for the decline of our heavy industry squarely at the door step of management, labor, government and the general public."

  6. "We're going to try to negotiate first."

  7. "Get ready, get set, negotiate!"

  8. "Call me when you people are ready to negotiate seriously."

  9. "O.K., let's hack out an agreement."

  10. "At this point, negotiations are at an impasse. Each side is holding out for its choice of a design for the company's Web Site."

  11. Low-Level Negotiations

  12. "My people will get back to your people."

  13. "Dog is man's best friend - let'slet the dog do the negotiating."

  14. "This, of course, adds a new element to our negotiations."

  15. "You've made us terribly happy, and we hope you aren't feeling stupid."

  16. "Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."

  17. "The board is in agreement, then--rock and roll will never die."

  18. "I shall now punch a huge hole in your argument."

  19. "Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement."